4 Eels Crewneck

from $35.00
If your sarcasm prefers a calmer delivery system, the 4 Eels Tarot Crewneck gets the job done. Featuring the fed-up frog, four rising eels, and the perfectly useless question “Are you for eels?”, this piece radiates composed confusion and quiet judgment.

The vintage tarot illustration gives it an old-world mystic feel, while the humor keeps it grounded in modern absurdity. Ideal for low-energy days, high-disbelief moments, and people who are mentally screaming but externally chill.

• Soft, durable crewneck fabric
• Comfortable classic fit
• High-detail tarot card artwork
• Elevated “I cannot believe this” energy

Say nothing. Wear everything.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
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If your sarcasm prefers a calmer delivery system, the 4 Eels Tarot Crewneck gets the job done. Featuring the fed-up frog, four rising eels, and the perfectly useless question “Are you for eels?”, this piece radiates composed confusion and quiet judgment.

The vintage tarot illustration gives it an old-world mystic feel, while the humor keeps it grounded in modern absurdity. Ideal for low-energy days, high-disbelief moments, and people who are mentally screaming but externally chill.

• Soft, durable crewneck fabric
• Comfortable classic fit
• High-detail tarot card artwork
• Elevated “I cannot believe this” energy

Say nothing. Wear everything.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem