Nap Season Crewneck

from $35.00
Clock out emotionally, spiritually, and physically with the Nap Season Tarot Crewneck, featuring a blissed-out bear living his truth on a very comfortable couch. Styled like a vintage tarot card, this design celebrates the most powerful season of the year: Nap Season — where responsibilities are optional, comfort is mandatory, and your calendar is politely ignored.

This chill bear isn’t tired — he’s prioritizing.
He’s setting boundaries.
He’s choosing peace.
And he’s doing it in sweatpants, which many would consider the highest form of enlightenment.

Perfect for people who:

• Believe rest is a core personal value
• Are “done for today” by 11:07 AM
• Appreciate cozy, cottagecore, soft-life energy
• Want a sweatshirt that gently whispers: “Please reschedule me.”

Why You’ll Love It:

• Soft, cozy fleece interior — ideal for lounging, scrolling, and avoiding absolutely everything
• High-detail illustrated tarot artwork
• Relaxed, unisex fit designed for maximum comfort
• Perfect for weekends, evenings, and disappearing from your to-do list

Slip it on and declare, proudly and confidently:
You are unavailable until further notice.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
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Clock out emotionally, spiritually, and physically with the Nap Season Tarot Crewneck, featuring a blissed-out bear living his truth on a very comfortable couch. Styled like a vintage tarot card, this design celebrates the most powerful season of the year: Nap Season — where responsibilities are optional, comfort is mandatory, and your calendar is politely ignored.

This chill bear isn’t tired — he’s prioritizing.
He’s setting boundaries.
He’s choosing peace.
And he’s doing it in sweatpants, which many would consider the highest form of enlightenment.

Perfect for people who:

• Believe rest is a core personal value
• Are “done for today” by 11:07 AM
• Appreciate cozy, cottagecore, soft-life energy
• Want a sweatshirt that gently whispers: “Please reschedule me.”

Why You’ll Love It:

• Soft, cozy fleece interior — ideal for lounging, scrolling, and avoiding absolutely everything
• High-detail illustrated tarot artwork
• Relaxed, unisex fit designed for maximum comfort
• Perfect for weekends, evenings, and disappearing from your to-do list

Slip it on and declare, proudly and confidently:
You are unavailable until further notice.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem