Nap Season Hoodie

from $40.00
Clock out emotionally, spiritually, and physically with the Nap Season Tarot Hoodie, featuring a blissed-out bear living his truth on a comfortable couch. Styled like a vintage tarot card, this design honors the most powerful season of the year: Nap Season — where responsibilities are optional, comfort is mandatory, and your calendar is respectfully ignored.

This chill bear isn’t tired — he’s prioritizing.
He’s setting boundaries.
He’s choosing peace.
And yes, he’s doing it in sweatpants, which is widely considered the highest form of enlightenment.

Perfect for people who:

• Believe rest is a core personal value
• Are “done for today” by 11:07 AM
• Appreciate cozy, cottagecore, soft-life energy
• Want a hoodie that silently says: “Please reschedule me.”

Why You’ll Love It:

• Soft, cozy fleece interior—ideal for lounging, scrolling, and ignoring plans
• High-detail illustrated tarot artwork
• Relaxed, unisex fit designed for maximum comfort
• Perfect for weekends, evenings, and opting out of everything

Slip it on and declare, proudly and confidently:
You are unavailable until further notice.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
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Clock out emotionally, spiritually, and physically with the Nap Season Tarot Hoodie, featuring a blissed-out bear living his truth on a comfortable couch. Styled like a vintage tarot card, this design honors the most powerful season of the year: Nap Season — where responsibilities are optional, comfort is mandatory, and your calendar is respectfully ignored.

This chill bear isn’t tired — he’s prioritizing.
He’s setting boundaries.
He’s choosing peace.
And yes, he’s doing it in sweatpants, which is widely considered the highest form of enlightenment.

Perfect for people who:

• Believe rest is a core personal value
• Are “done for today” by 11:07 AM
• Appreciate cozy, cottagecore, soft-life energy
• Want a hoodie that silently says: “Please reschedule me.”

Why You’ll Love It:

• Soft, cozy fleece interior—ideal for lounging, scrolling, and ignoring plans
• High-detail illustrated tarot artwork
• Relaxed, unisex fit designed for maximum comfort
• Perfect for weekends, evenings, and opting out of everything

Slip it on and declare, proudly and confidently:
You are unavailable until further notice.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador