Step aside, mortals — the Stone Cold Bitch Tarot Tee has arrived. Featuring a smug, unbothered Medusa serving legendary “I warned you” energy, this vintage tarot-style graphic perfectly captures the moment when someone seriously underestimates you… and then immediately regrets it. The guy in the background? Yeah — he’s fine. He’s just learning valuable life lessons. Rapidly. And permanently.
This shirt is made for anyone who:
• Turns boundaries into stone walls
• Has resting “try me and perish” face
• Is a feminist icon or simply tired of everyone’s nonsense
• Wants the world to know they’re not cold — they’re efficient
Product Features:
• Premium ringspun cotton
• High-detail vintage tarot artwork
• Soft, breathable, attitude-friendly fit
• Scientifically proven to reduce unwanted conversations by 87%*
(*not officially studied, but we all know it’s true)
Wear it when you need your wardrobe to say, “I’m the hero and the final boss.”
Step aside, mortals — the Stone Cold Bitch Tarot Tee has arrived. Featuring a smug, unbothered Medusa serving legendary “I warned you” energy, this vintage tarot-style graphic perfectly captures the moment when someone seriously underestimates you… and then immediately regrets it. The guy in the background? Yeah — he’s fine. He’s just learning valuable life lessons. Rapidly. And permanently.
This shirt is made for anyone who:
• Turns boundaries into stone walls
• Has resting “try me and perish” face
• Is a feminist icon or simply tired of everyone’s nonsense
• Wants the world to know they’re not cold — they’re efficient
Product Features:
• Premium ringspun cotton
• High-detail vintage tarot artwork
• Soft, breathable, attitude-friendly fit
• Scientifically proven to reduce unwanted conversations by 87%*
(*not officially studied, but we all know it’s true)
Wear it when you need your wardrobe to say, “I’m the hero and the final boss.”
