SCB Crewneck

from $35.00
Step aside, mortals — the Stone Cold Bitch Tarot Crewneck has entered the chat. Featuring a smug, gloriously unbothered Medusa radiating peak “I warned you” energy, this vintage tarot-style design captures the exact moment someone underestimates you… right before life turns them into a cautionary statue. The guy in the background? Oh, he’s fine. Just embracing personal growth. Rapidly. And permanently.

This crewneck is made for anyone who:

• Turns boundaries into fortified stone walls
• Has resting “try me and perish” face
• Is a feminist icon or simply exhausted by everyone’s nonsense
• Wants the world to know they’re not cold — they’re efficient

Product Features:
• Soft, heavyweight fleece — cozy enough for winter, powerful enough for confrontation
• High-detail vintage tarot artwork
• Relaxed, attitude-friendly fit
• Scientifically proven to reduce unwanted conversations by 87%*
(*Not officially studied, but let’s be honest — it tracks.)

Wear it whenever you need your outfit to say:
“I’m the hero, the villain, and the final boss.”

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
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Step aside, mortals — the Stone Cold Bitch Tarot Crewneck has entered the chat. Featuring a smug, gloriously unbothered Medusa radiating peak “I warned you” energy, this vintage tarot-style design captures the exact moment someone underestimates you… right before life turns them into a cautionary statue. The guy in the background? Oh, he’s fine. Just embracing personal growth. Rapidly. And permanently.

This crewneck is made for anyone who:

• Turns boundaries into fortified stone walls
• Has resting “try me and perish” face
• Is a feminist icon or simply exhausted by everyone’s nonsense
• Wants the world to know they’re not cold — they’re efficient

Product Features:
• Soft, heavyweight fleece — cozy enough for winter, powerful enough for confrontation
• High-detail vintage tarot artwork
• Relaxed, attitude-friendly fit
• Scientifically proven to reduce unwanted conversations by 87%*
(*Not officially studied, but let’s be honest — it tracks.)

Wear it whenever you need your outfit to say:
“I’m the hero, the villain, and the final boss.”

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
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