Make way — the Stone Cold Bitch Tarot Hoodie has arrived, hood up and patience down to 0%. Featuring a delightfully smug Medusa serving classic “I told you so” energy, this vintage tarot-style design immortalizes that magical moment when someone ignores your warning… and instantly becomes a life lesson. The stone dude in the background? He’s fine. Just embracing a long, reflective timeout. Forever.
This hoodie is perfect for anyone who:
• Builds boundaries strong enough to survive mythology
• Has resting “your problem is not my problem” face
• Is a feminist icon or chronically done with everyone’s nonsense
• Wants to stay warm while staying unapproachably powerful
Product Features:
• Cozy fleece interior — soft on the inside, savage on the outside
• High-detail vintage tarot artwork
• Kangaroo pocket for snacks, spells, or emotional support crystals
• Hood for dramatic exits, entrances, and avoiding small talk
• Scientifically proven to reduce unsolicited opinions by 93%*
(*Not officially tested, but spiritually accurate.)
Slip it on when you want your hoodie to say:
“I’m comfortable… but do not test me.”
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
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Make way — the Stone Cold Bitch Tarot Hoodie has arrived, hood up and patience down to 0%. Featuring a delightfully smug Medusa serving classic “I told you so” energy, this vintage tarot-style design immortalizes that magical moment when someone ignores your warning… and instantly becomes a life lesson. The stone dude in the background? He’s fine. Just embracing a long, reflective timeout. Forever.
This hoodie is perfect for anyone who:
• Builds boundaries strong enough to survive mythology
• Has resting “your problem is not my problem” face
• Is a feminist icon or chronically done with everyone’s nonsense
• Wants to stay warm while staying unapproachably powerful
Product Features:
• Cozy fleece interior — soft on the inside, savage on the outside
• High-detail vintage tarot artwork
• Kangaroo pocket for snacks, spells, or emotional support crystals
• Hood for dramatic exits, entrances, and avoiding small talk
• Scientifically proven to reduce unsolicited opinions by 93%*
(*Not officially tested, but spiritually accurate.)
Slip it on when you want your hoodie to say:
“I’m comfortable… but do not test me.”
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
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