Unlock your inner chaos bird with the Silly Goose Tarot Crewneck — the only sweatshirt that accurately predicts your future:
You will… absolutely act up.
Featuring a goose in sunglasses, a clown nose, and a Hawaiian shirt (because why stop at one questionable decision?), this vintage-style tarot design leans fully into joyful nonsense. It’s the perfect blend of unhinged energy, cottagecore absurdity, and cozy, chaos-ready comfort.
This crewneck is made for:
• Goofballs, jokesters, and professional clowns
• Tarot lovers who prefer their fate with a sense of humor
• People who cause problems on purpose (respectfully)
• Anyone who needs a conversation starter… or finisher
Why You’ll Love It:
• Soft, cozy fleece interior built for all-day mischief
• High-detail vintage tarot artwork
• Relaxed, unisex fit for maximum chaos mobility
• Scientifically proven to boost your Silly Goose Aura™ by 300%*
(*Not peer-reviewed, but spiritually undeniable.)
Wear it when you feel the urge to stir the pot, honk at destiny, or simply embrace your most chaotic self.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
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Unlock your inner chaos bird with the Silly Goose Tarot Crewneck — the only sweatshirt that accurately predicts your future:
You will… absolutely act up.
Featuring a goose in sunglasses, a clown nose, and a Hawaiian shirt (because why stop at one questionable decision?), this vintage-style tarot design leans fully into joyful nonsense. It’s the perfect blend of unhinged energy, cottagecore absurdity, and cozy, chaos-ready comfort.
This crewneck is made for:
• Goofballs, jokesters, and professional clowns
• Tarot lovers who prefer their fate with a sense of humor
• People who cause problems on purpose (respectfully)
• Anyone who needs a conversation starter… or finisher
Why You’ll Love It:
• Soft, cozy fleece interior built for all-day mischief
• High-detail vintage tarot artwork
• Relaxed, unisex fit for maximum chaos mobility
• Scientifically proven to boost your Silly Goose Aura™ by 300%*
(*Not peer-reviewed, but spiritually undeniable.)
Wear it when you feel the urge to stir the pot, honk at destiny, or simply embrace your most chaotic self.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
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