Unlock your inner chaos bird with the Silly Goose Tarot Hoodie — the only hoodie that accurately predicts your future:
You will… absolutely act up.
Featuring a goose in sunglasses, a clown nose, and a Hawaiian shirt (because why stop at one questionable decision?), this vintage-style tarot design leans fully into joyful nonsense. It’s the perfect blend of unhinged energy, cottagecore absurdity, and cozy, chaos-ready comfort.
This hoodie is made for:
• Goofballs, jokesters, and professional clowns
• Tarot lovers who prefer their fate with a sense of humor
• People who cause problems on purpose (respectfully)
• Anyone who needs a conversation starter… or finisher
Why You’ll Love It:
• Soft, cozy fleece interior built for all-day mischief
• High-detail vintage tarot artwork
• Relaxed, unisex fit for maximum chaos mobility
• Scientifically proven to boost your Silly Goose Aura™ by 300%*
(*Not peer-reviewed, but spiritually undeniable.)
Wear it when you feel the urge to stir the pot, honk at destiny, or simply lean into your most chaotic self.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
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Unlock your inner chaos bird with the Silly Goose Tarot Hoodie — the only hoodie that accurately predicts your future:
You will… absolutely act up.
Featuring a goose in sunglasses, a clown nose, and a Hawaiian shirt (because why stop at one questionable decision?), this vintage-style tarot design leans fully into joyful nonsense. It’s the perfect blend of unhinged energy, cottagecore absurdity, and cozy, chaos-ready comfort.
This hoodie is made for:
• Goofballs, jokesters, and professional clowns
• Tarot lovers who prefer their fate with a sense of humor
• People who cause problems on purpose (respectfully)
• Anyone who needs a conversation starter… or finisher
Why You’ll Love It:
• Soft, cozy fleece interior built for all-day mischief
• High-detail vintage tarot artwork
• Relaxed, unisex fit for maximum chaos mobility
• Scientifically proven to boost your Silly Goose Aura™ by 300%*
(*Not peer-reviewed, but spiritually undeniable.)
Wear it when you feel the urge to stir the pot, honk at destiny, or simply lean into your most chaotic self.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
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